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NEWS

JULY 18th 2008: Majortheband.com goes online

Finally after years of faffing about, Major goes online with the release of their new album MONTEZUMA. Go to the audio section of the site for details on how to purchase and download the album.

FRIDAY July 18th 2008: MAJOR LAUNCH MONTEZUMA Upstairs @ The Annandale Hotel.

It’s only taken three years but here it is-MONTEZUMA-the follow up to the critically acclaimed debut album-The Bliss Domestic. Simon, Danny, Jarrod and Miles would like to invite you to join them in celebrating the launch of this stunning piece of work at the HONG KONG ROCK CLUB, upstairs at THE ANNANDALE HOTEL, Parramatta Road, Annandale @ 7.30pm on Friday 18th July 2008.

We'll be performing a select bunch of tracks from the album in acoustic mode plus there'll be a presentation of the brand new film clip for the song I KNOW A PLACE. There'll also be plenty of time to listen to the new album in its entirety and the chance to take home a copy of this new meisterwork in all its glory. It's only $20... C'mon, you know it makes mandatory sense. If you get there early you may even get a free drink and the chance to chow down on some fine food from Kelbys cafe, Marrickville.

What more could you need? See you there.


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REVOLUTION IN THE SHED: THE MAKING OF MONTEZUMA-1


*Japanese Fallout

It’s August 2003 and, in response to the deafening silence from months of unanswered phone calls to Japan, a relatively unknown Australian power-pop band licks its wounds and surveys the damage: “That’ll be a few thousand down per-man then, including the return airfares to Tokyo and the inordinately large credit card debts run up in various Shinjuku gin joints.”

There is a possibility that Major’s weeklong promo tour of Japan netted them a couple of thousand sales of their debut album The Bliss Domestic. They certainly seemed to sell a few hundred of them at the five or six shows they performed and received substantial national radio play whilst in Tokyo. It does, however, seem impossible to form a clear picture of events when you forget to sign a contract, spend every night out drinking until four in the morning and finish the tour with a band argument of such Gallagher-sized proportions that you manage to wake up an entire hotel.

Back in Sydney there is a rather nagging feeling that a phone is ringing in an empty Tokyo office space and that somewhere in the world a fat, sexually emasculated Canadian is dyeing his hair, shaving off his beard and contemplating a name change. In some ways it’s an honour to be part of such a traditional music industry tale. It mostly just sucks though. At least a local Sydney indie label has agreed to put out the album and option a second one. There’s still life in this wee pop nugget yet.

Fast-forward to December 2004. The band have managed to struggle free from the aforementioned indie contract figuring that if pressing up over a thousand copies of an album and then releasing it without any promotion whatsoever constitutes good business practice then this business may not be for them after all. Despite great reviews across the board and some decent JJJ play for a few songs The Bliss Domestic is deemed to be sunken treasure. Major play what is possibly their final live show in a concrete corner of the Bondi Hotel. Slightly belligerent, slightly drunk and the drummer wants the outros to go on forever. They get through it though, eventually giving up the stage for what appear to be haircuts stuck on top of black drainpipes. It turns out to be a band called Evermore.


*Marshal The Troops


Rain stops play, drinks are taken, Christmas is had and that would appear to be that. You’d bank on it being the end of the band wouldn’t you? It seems, however, that new songs are being demoed at home: meetings are happening and rehearsals are booked. The lead singer, Jarrod, in particular seems to be going through a very fertile period. As well as pumping out new material for Major he’s creating electro style pop on his computer at home whilst getting into animation and writing a musical at the same time. The rest of the band feel as though he should calm down as he’s making them all look bad but slowly everyone else starts to bring in new material too.

In the rehearsal studio a spikier, New Wave ’79 influence seems to be presenting itself and as 2005 progresses it kicks up a big bit of turf revealing Danny to be a dab hand at this style of guitar playing. His call-to-arms, buccaneering fretwork on the “Best things in life are free” section of I Know A Place lifts the song to a whole different level giving it exactly the revolving urgency it needs. It’s the first but definitely not the last bit of great guitar playing on the album.

Bass player, Simon brings in a new tune that starts off like a campfire acoustic number, which then swells into a gospel-tinged, Weller-style freak out. Better Days will go onto be one of the sonic highlights of the album. It seems there’s a new air of beautifully naïve and blind optimism about. So why all this new creativity within the ranks? Hadn't it all been beginning to resemble a bit of a dead horse?



Drummer, Miles, explains: “We just decided to relax and stop worrying about it all. No one gives a damn about Major anyway. We don’t even exist as far as anyone outside our immediate circle of friends and family are concerned. If there’s no record deal or gigs then why on earth would we bother to even hang out together anymore? Well, maybe because when we do we have a lot of fun and get some bloody good ideas going. Personally speaking I just wanted to make one album with this line-up that I could be really proud of. That I could look back on in 20 years time and say we did that, what a good piece of work. Luckily that’s how everyone else felt too: let’s make a full-on piece of art without any nods to fashions or trends. No time constraints, no budget, no bullshit.”

Several songs have already been demoed at Goose Studios in Leichhardt. DOOK dates back to 2000 and has been in the live set for a while. So Ordinary and She’s Not The One are leading the ‘1979 brigade’ whilst the demo for What’s The Attraction? is thought to be almost releasable as it is. In the meantime, Danny decides he wants to completely ‘acoustify’ his ode to the aussie carnival Making Tracks To The Fete so the band reconvene at Miles’ place where he has been slowly turning a second bedroom into a recording space. The bass and drums are kept from the original Goose recordings but all the guitars now become acoustic with Dan adding some nifty banjo parts and Simon getting in touch with his inner harp player. Jarrod produces (seemingly from nowhere) a completely reworked version of an old song called Revelation that sounds immediately great in the rehearsal room and gets everyone excited. It sounds like a cross between Doves and The Drifters.



So the album is taking shape (albeit a very eclectic bulbous one). The only pressing problem is how to record it. With no record company to advance them money for studio time and their respective careers barely keeping personal debt at bay, Major ask a trusted confidante for help. Nigel O’Connell produced and co-financed The Bliss Domestic as well as being involved in the production of all of Major’s demos and film clips. (He wisely bowed out of trying to manage the band to concentrate on starting up his own, now very successful, event graphics business) Nigel agrees to at least get the ball rolling by recording guide tracks with Jarrod on his laptop. Everyone agrees that it would be best to record the drums in a proper studio so Miles buckles down for four weeks solid to get into shape and rehearse his parts and Goose is booked once again for a two day drum marathon.




Go To Part Two

THE MAKING OF MONTEZUMA-2



*Caught In The Shedlights

Simon has spent much of the previous year converting the shed in his backyard into everyman’s secret desire: a den. Not only does he festoon it with comfy sofas, a drinks fridge and a play station but he also builds a recording booth in the corner. It is a separate wooden structure with a carpeted floor and walls stuffed with sound insulating materials. He even builds a small window into the side of it so there is a sight line between the talent and the recording engineer. It’s big enough to house a small drum kit and Simon begins the shed’s recording history by putting one in it and thrashing away to the best of The Jam and ELO.

Hang out in the shed for more than five minutes and its utter brilliance becomes apparent. There is not one straight line anywhere in it. You can drink and smoke to your hearts content and wail like a banshee with haemorrhoids in the booth without disturbing anyone except yourself (see the I Know A Place film clip). In short, it has bags of character that has already begun filtering through into Simon’s home recordings. It becomes obvious that the new Major album has to be recorded here at all costs (i.e. none).

So, it’s late October 2005 and the drums have been recorded. With some good advice from Pete at Goose, Miles has edited all the drum tracks (unaware that this would be just the beginnings of his epic struggles with juggling a band in a box). It’s now time for the guitars. Jarrod gets all his rhythm parts down pretty quickly what with his solid timing and good beefy sounds. Nigel is a quick and attentive Pro Tools operator so progress is fairly rapid even though the only day everyone can give to recording is Sunday. Little does anyone know that these Sundays will drag on for another fourteen months.

*Setbacks #1



It’s late January 2006 and Miles returns to Sydney from a three-week trip to Europe. The sessions have hit a snag. There’s been a bit of a stoush between Nigel and Danny over some aspect of the recording process and the atmosphere has become somewhat fraught. Nigel continues helping out for a little while longer but eventually decides he wants his Sundays back. He gives everyone plenty of notice thereby allowing Dan to get his laptop revved up a bit so that the band now have the freedom to record themselves. Nigel still helps out by taking the occasional panicked phone call regarding technical issues but it’s now just the band and the shed left to breed a monster.

Simon begins putting down his bass parts and christens the shed, Shabby Road. Things start moving again and in an extra session at Miles’ place, Simon works out a beautiful bass-line for Sunburn. It dances beautifully around the chords and settles the song into a very cruisey groove. One Sunday, Dan and Miles head into Shabby Road and try to speed things along by recording Dan’s vocal for What’s The Attraction? There seems to be some spark missing and Dan’s not happy with the take. On reflection everyone seems to feel that the ultra-strident rock n’ roll histrionics from the demo version are not cutting it and that something more groove oriented needs to be introduced. Dan comes up with a great call and response, Stonesy-type guitar part for the chorus section but is still unhappy with the verses.
Then, Dan has another crack at the vocal and records a completely different melody for the verses. Everyone loves it and seems to feel it suggests more of a Flaming Lips treatment. Miles, in particular, seems to be hearing something different in his head and takes the session home to work on.



*Rearranging The Furniture

Late in 2005, Miles decided to take a scalpel to his old song, DOOK. Live, the band had always played it with an almost Living End guitar assault. It sounded great for the ‘That’s good enough’ chorus part but lacked some lightness in the verse. Jarrod added some great 12 string guitar to give it some bounce and sparkle and then Miles came up with a string of Madness-style piano parts. It seemed to give it all a bit more feelgood warmth. The most arresting change to the arrangement came straight after the big introduction when Miles cut the band out completely leaving the first verse sung over a fake orchestral backing. It was almost like stopping everything after it had just started. Where was the momentum?

It’s now the New Year and everyone has come around to the idea and so begins Miles’ regular forays into ‘Taking things too far-land’ where he goes home and butchers the tunes in some way and then brings them back in to often nonplussed silence. In his eagerness to surprise the listener he sometimes sacrifices too much in the way of normal momentum and the others have to gently rein him back in. Other times he stands his ground and this is nowhere more evident than on What’s The Attraction?

After Dan’s revamping of the verses, Miles decides that the new melody seems like a really good hook and so pre-empts it by playing it on a sitar sample he finds on his computer. He replaces a section of drums with a four-on-the floor techno kick drum and then, once again, pulls the entire band out for the ‘Cos you’re gorgeous, funny and smart as a shine’, replacing it with an organ and orchestral patch: “That way the tension is ramped up much higher and you can feel that the chorus is coming but you’re not sure when. When it finally kicks in it’s that much more powerful, in my opinion”. Everyone hates the techno kick drum, of course, and Miles agrees to take it out (which he never does) but everyone seems to like the ‘bar band from Venus’ way it’s progressing.


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THE MAKING OF MONTEZUMA-3


*Time As An Illusion

The Sundays wheel on. Life during the week continues to happen regardless. Some of the band gets married. Some of them buy houses or think about it. Some get promotion in their day jobs. Some wait for loved ones to return from overseas trips. Some Sundays are cancelled. Everyone takes turns at feeling inspired, bored or just plain over it. While Miles rests sore ears, Danny mans the controls to coach Jarrod through the vocals to Sunburn. They end up capturing the most outstanding vocal on the entire album.

Throughout this piecemeal project, Major proves to be a real band after all. Every possible combination of the line-up works: Danny and Miles create the, frankly, outrageous second verse to What’s The Attraction? (Supertramp, anyone?) whilst Jarrod and Simon find new ways to harmonize on So Ordinary. Both tunes throw up the most spontaneous and memorable sessions of the entire album.

During playback of the newly recorded vocals on So Ordinary, Dan finds a recorder sticking out of a box in the corner of Shabby Road and starts absent-mindedly playing along to ‘Birds in the trees and the words on the breeze say it won’t be long’. He is duly sent into the booth to record it for a laugh. It sounds just like a music lesson from primary school. Jarrod can hear a classic descant line in his head and records it. Next in is Simon with an old violin that was hanging on the wall (who’s was it?) to bring some authentic out-of-tune-ness to proceedings. Add to that some remedial taps on a bongo drum by Miles and all of a sudden you have something that either sounds like a year seven production or a renaissance early music ensemble playing with a rock band. Listening back you begin to realize that no one is doing stuff like this these days.

What’s The Attraction?
is so full of edits and bug-eyed weirdness now that the ending seems positively tame. Someone comes up with the idea to suddenly morph the band into a 1920’s lounge act. Miles hops onto Simon’s upright piano and begins hammering out a chintzy foxtrot feel. Simon leaps onto the drum-kit with a pair of brushes to tap out the beat whilst Danny comes up with a vocal line and then plugs in Simon’s bass to jam along. There is no way it should work but somehow (with the added sound effects of a mighty record scratch and a background craps-game) it does. It soon becomes clear that if people can accept this craziness then they certainly won’t mind the rest of the record.




*Are We There Yet?

It’s October 2006 and Major are putting down about 8 tracks of a mob choir for the end of Fuckin’ Up. Many bottles of Cooper’s Pale Ale are imbibed to achieve the requisite cultural effect. It’s over a year since the recording started and the boys are in festive mood. So, mixing next, then? “Oh, no”, says Jarrod, “Next it’s time for the expensive sounding bit of the record-strings and brass!”

Sure enough, the following Sunday, Miles is back in Shabby Road with a handful of written violin and viola parts for Kathryn Brownhill to play. Kathryn is a brilliant player who has played with Miles and Simon on lots of non-Major related music over the last ten years or so. She is also eight and a half months pregnant and about to be subjected to a couple of hours of repeating herself a lot inside a non-air conditioned booth. Father-to-be, Jonathan keeps popping his head in to make sure Miles isn’t working Kathryn too hard. Sterling work is created, particularly on DOOK where the cascading string lines over the middle eight bring yet another level of vibrancy to the song.

Through some of Jarrod’s contacts a trumpet player called Todd Hardy is booked in for a session. Shabby Road has seen a bit of partying in the preceding weeks and the site of Major frantically cleaning, dusting and vacuuming the place before Todd’s arrival is about as un-rock n’ roll as it gets. Miles seems a bit nervous. He knows that this player needs to be very good to give the parts the authority they need. Once in the booth, Todd starts warming up to Moving On and everyone is suddenly smiling. He is recorded playing one line three times to simulate a full brass section and then comes up with a harmony line that sounds so right. When he launches into Revelation everyone is blown away by his tone, power and precision. If that wasn’t impressive enough then his solo on I Know A Place leaves the room gob-smacked. Over a couple of takes, He captures the whole Marriachi feel so perfectly that everyone is salivating over the best parts to use.

Somehow it is now only two weeks before Christmas and the final instrumental track is recorded. Kyrie Miskin agrees to come and play trombone on a few tracks for a couple of beers and a spot of reminiscing. He and Miles go back a long way together having both come out to Australia in the mid-nineties with the same band. When the session is finished everyone sits out in Simon’s yard with a drink in hand whilst Kyrie’s two male dogs and Jack (Simon’s Jack Russel) simulate some extremely graphic gay-dog-sex. It’s a suitably bizarre ending to a year-and-a-bit of Sundays.

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THE MAKING OF MONTEZUMA-4


*The Loneliness Of The Long-distance Mixer

Somewhere along the line, Miles puts his hand up to mix the album. He has been doing progress mixes of the songs and everyone seems to like where they are going. He reads up on everything he can about this black art. Some things are confusing and some things are revelatory but he relishes the challenge and wants to see if he’s up to it. The rest of the band is very supportive and supply detailed notes about what it is they’d like to hear in the final mixes. (The very generous) Jonathan Nix agrees to lend Miles his new digital mixing desk. Jonathan is a brilliant animator/director who is also a brilliant musician. Having mixed lots of his own projects, Jonathan knows what Miles is letting himself in for even if Miles doesn’t.

After much digital editing it is now March 2007. One dark, rainy morning around five a.m., Miles loads his entire studio into the back of Danny’s car and drives south of Sydney for about six hours. He arrives at a holiday house in Dalmeny (near Narooma) on the south coast of New South Wales. The house has been lent to him for two weeks by the family of his girlfriend. It’s a beautiful spot. A large, detached three-bedroom cabin set back in a small wooded area about 150 metres away from the beach. The living room looks out into the trees through large windows and seems a great spot to set the studio up in. Unfortunately, the room is too woody and the ceiling too high. Fears of the sound bouncing around too much rule it out of contention.

Instead, Miles goes to the smallest room in the house and pulls out all the furniture. He sets up everything facing a drab white wall with only one window to his right. He figures that a bit of sensory deprivation and isolation will keep him focussed on the task at hand- to mix one song per day. So begins 14 days of 6 a.m. starts incorporating three, four-hour sessions of mixing interspersed with three meals and one afternoon swim in the ocean. Danny and Simon arrive for two days in the middle of the mixing and manage to scoop Miles out of his room for a much-needed night out in Narooma. After many drinks they wind up with a bottle of wine on the Dalmeny beach talking cods-wallop under a galaxy of stars.

For another week, Miles ploughs on through his monastic existence. Sometimes, lying in the utter pitch black of his bedroom at night, he finds it hard to differentiate between the sound of the waves in the distance and the whistling tinnitus in his ears. It is probably the strangest thing he has ever done. His head swimming with music and a version of the album mixed, Miles, reluctantly leaves the tranquillity of the coast to head back to Sydney.



*Setbacks #2

No one is jumping up and down about the mixes. Everyone is kind about how they sound but Miles agrees with Simon when he reckons that it’s about “70-80% there”. Jarrod wants one of his songs (a tune called Whistle Stop) dropped from the album altogether as he reckons it’s been recorded too slow and doesn’t have the groove or feel of the original demo. Their’s a bit of disappointment about this as Dan had put some great, atmospheric slide on the track. However, getting the bass right was “a nightmare” (according to Miles) so the album is now down to just 12 songs.

Later that week, a band member and his wife have their first child. This beautiful baby girl is born with quite a severe hearing impairment. It’s obviously a bit of a blow (particularly for a musician Dad) but it certainly proves not to diminish their joy at being parents. Then, in May, (a month or so after quitting his day job to re-focus on music) another band member’s girlfriend walks out on him. It’s a bit of a dark time and the mixing naturally takes a back seat for a while as life continues to go where it does.

The New South Wales winter of 2007 proves to be one of the coldest and wettest on record. Miles minds Dan’s new house whilst he and his partner go overseas for ten days. It rains solidly for nine of them and floods Dan’s basement whilst gale force winds bring down a tree at the side of the house (which Miles completely fails to notice). Simon and Miles mix Better Days on the coldest day of the year. Despite bone-chilling temperatures in Miles’ studio they do a cracking job- getting the build of the song just right whilst creating the brilliant, bionic-skitter-scatter guitar effects on the middle eight.



*If The World Won’t Listen… Keep on, keep on, yeah?

The mixing is once again in progress. Miles finds his feet during a remix of She’s Not The One. He finally begins to get the balance between power and clarity right. You can hear it after the line, “He tore it right up in my face!” as the echo dies away and a hard panned guitar buffers the vocal and is then joined by another in the opposite speaker. Then, dead centre, a harmony vocal and a beefy kick drum join the round. It’s a very classy build up, giving the track the urgency it requires.

With the prospect of a finished mix, the band turns its thoughts to mastering and distribution. In the vain hope of getting some outside financial assistance, Major produce a four-track teaser on CD to send to various record companies and the like. Luckily they have a staunch and ever-loyal ally in Angela Crews. Angela is the National Promotions manager for Sony BMG but grew up loving local Sydney indie acts. She provides Major with a comprehensive list of contacts to send the CD to. Dan comes up with some great cover art and the teaser is despatched to ‘whatever’ land.


After a few weeks the stony silence is broken only by email ‘out of the office’ replies and returned packages landing in the letterbox with ‘not at this address’ stamped on them. A few so-called-friends who work in the industry fail to even reply to the arrival of the package. Even so, Major press on regardless and moot the idea of a second teaser. Luckily, Dan forgets to do more artwork and the band are spared the time, money and embarrassment of throwing more plastic at a brick wall.

Miles continues mixing and feels he’s getting better at it. Alibi gets the final thumbs up from its writer, Jarrod with everyone wanting to hold lighters aloft for the classic, fade-out finale. So Ordinary is certainly the most compact mix of the album despite all its assorted insanity. Fuckin’ Up is the track that most sounds like a band playing live whilst the bucolic feel of the ‘Walk right back’ section seems, bizarrely, to capture the effect of emerging from a forest at sunset into some wide, green valley. 2007 is wearing on quickly and there’s only one song left to mix.




Go To Part Five

THE MAKING OF MONTEZUMA-5




*It Sounds Like A Christmas Single From 1975

No one outside the band (apart from loved ones) seems to have anything encouraging to say about the album so far. It’s a weird time. This is wholly anachronistic, unfashionable music. It’s a bit of a throwback, really. Think how utterly barmy, Queen were. All that extravagantly arranged music built around ham-fisted, dumb rock n’ roll riffs with debatable lyrical content. You’re not really allowed to be that uncool now. Muse has taken on much of the overblown mantle left by Queen but still miss the point by taking themselves too seriously.

Curiously enough, Major isn’t talking itself up as being in any way relevant or on a par with any other band. They no longer feel as if they are a part of anything. They don’t believe they’re special but they do believe they offer a style of something that has been lost. Which is not to say that it is nostalgia. It’s not archly retro music that Major writes. It’s more that it’s carefully constructed, kinetic rock/pop with a sense of its own exuberance. Supergrass, Madness and Ben Folds Five is company that Major would be happy to see themselves in. “Songs you can sing along to without caring too much about the lyrics whilst getting great playing and arrangements into the bargain. Full bloody-stop”, is how Danny puts it.

Moving On
is a song of Simon’s that was earmarked as the album closer long before recording even began. Live, it was nearly a seven-minute epic whilst in the recording Dan comes up with a travelogue, vocal ad-lib that ends up referencing many of the other songs on the album. You can’t really imagine anything else following it. The song’s groove is hopelessly unfashionable: a 12/8 lope that stirs scary memories of ‘Black Velvet’ or ‘Everybody Wants To Rule The World’. Major are aware of the irony but refuse to play up to it. Instead they put a collective heart on their sleeve and have the balls to really go for it, bringing strings and chimes in on the second verse. Somehow, it manages to remind you of being a kid at Christmas time. In effect it’s music with a cheese and cliché quotient that isn’t cringe-worthy but celebratory. It’s not an easy trick to pull off.

In fact, Major are really a very traditional band playing very traditional-style arrangements. What sets them apart is their willingness to really ramp up the drama available to the individual song. Pick almost any second verse from any song on the album and listen to how much they ‘ante-up’ from the previous verse: the huge mellotron choir on Sunburn; the wonderfully 80’s synth on Alibi; the ‘There is so many’ line on So Ordinary as it ricochets between the speakers from three different singers. It’s almost a dying art to the extent that people aren’t used to it anymore. It sounds too restless and disjointed to some ears when actually all it is is a flamboyant repetition- the same outfit is worn but with a colourful scarf as an accessory.

In the end, it takes a few goes for Simon to be completely happy with the middle-eight to Moving On. Once the dramatic combination of the fuzzy guitar solo playing in unison with the strings matches what he hears in his head he signs off on the final mix. It is three days before Christmas 2007 and on a sunny, Friday afternoon, Simon cracks open the first bottles of his home brew whilst he and Miles listen (for the first time) to the completed album. They listen to it twice just to make sure that it’s not actually a dream and because it sounds even better after the third beer. It’s taken almost three years just to get to the point of being able to spin this piece of plastic for about 50 minutes. There’s still much to do in order to say that it’s a finished product but for now it’s time to just crack another beer and, mercifully, talk about something else for a change.




*”Is it just me or does the whole thing sound faster now?”


Michael Carpenter is a well-respected, local artist/producer/studio-owner in Sydney. When the newly minted line-up of Major recorded two new songs for inclusion on The Bliss Domestic in early 2003, it was Michael they chose as producer. He seemed to understand very intuitively what the band was going for on Shake and All Of My Promises and certainly captured the new sound of the band in his mixes. (He went on to produce the very-hard-to-find political-invective single, Liars in 2004) So, early in 2008, Michael is the first person outside the band’s inner circle to get a copy of the new album with a view to offering an opinion on who would be best to master this disparate, hulking beast.

To Miles’ horror, Carpenter thinks the material sounds fantastic but that the mixes are underdone, sighting a dull and masked vocal sound as the main problem. Having, now, some difficulty in hearing the woods from the trees, Miles seeks a second opinion in the form of trusted friend and uber-experienced, record-producer, Martin White. Martin’s resume is somewhat daunting having pressed ‘record’ for such artists as The Cure, Van Morrisson, Simple Minds and Mental As Anything amongst many others. These days you wouldn’t call Martin a huge fan of guitar pop but it is a quality-of-mix call that is required not a critique. He has some interesting things to say:

“It sounds like it’s supposed to sound. That’s the thing with records. They are what they are: a product of the environment they were recorded in. You can’t say that the early Cure stuff was all that well recorded but people love it. They’re not concerned about how good it sounds technically. You’ve gone for that kind of buried vocal sound. You haven’t gone out to make a hi-fi-sounding record and don’t worry; you’ll barely recognize your record after mastering. If you feel the vocals need a bit of help you just ask the mastering engineer to focus on them a bit. You’ll be surprised at what they can do”.

Feeling somewhat better about things, Miles emails Michael that he can see his point; however, there is no way that Major can afford a remix by a professional and since he has already remixed the whole thing three times himself (and the whole band has signed-off on it) then this is the album that’s going to be released… warts and all. Michael writes back wishing the band luck whilst recommending Rick O’Neill at Turtlerock to handle the mastering.

Then, a few days later, whilst gathering quotes from various mastering suites, Miles gets another email from Michael regarding a proposition. Carpenter is about to begin an apprenticeship in mastering at Turtlerock and wonders if Major can be his first serious guinea pig; the perk being that they will get a cheaper rate or can even veto Michael’s work if unhappy with it (on the proviso that Rick will then take over). The combination of such a fiscally sound offer with the band’s inherent trust in Carpenter’s musical sensibilities seals the deal. Major have a meeting to decide the final running order (along with any inter-connecting track ideas) and then hand over the files to Michael.

After one solo, six-hour session, Carpenter gives a ten-track progress CD to Miles and Simon. Back in Petersham, they sit down for a listen through. Simon’s partner, Lydia, had put up with fourteen months of Sundays where the Major boys would trudge through her house in various states of anxiety, sobriety etc. She had heard all the false starts and tantrums through the walls and knew more than anyone just what had been sacrificed to get things to this stage. Once the shined-up chorus to I Know A Place kicks in her eyes light up: “It just sounds so clear and bright”. As the fade-up to Sunburn begins everyone is grinning from ear to ear. It sounds like a big, world class, wide-eyed record; dreamy where it needs to be and punchy where it should be. Even Simon’s misgivings about the actual pace of the songs (“we recorded them too slow”) are quelled. Champagne is called for and duly dispatched.


Go To Part Six

THE MAKING OF MONTEZUMA-6


*The (inevitable) Final Fiddle

Once the rest of Major get to hear it in the cold light of day it’s decided that a couple of tracks are sounding a bit brittle in the top end and a bit bass-lite. After conferring with Carpenter, Miles ducks back into the mixes at home and boosts some bass and vocals on DOOK, I Know A Place and What’s The Attraction? He also manages to get a trumpet solo under more control after it nearly took Carpenter’s head off at the first session. So, back at Turtlerock, Michael gets the dynamics for Better Days just right on his second attempt and Moving On is spot on, straight off. Fades and links are refined and Miles walks out with what he believes to be the finished article. It’s all there but on review, Miles is still not happy with She’s Not The One. The vocal is getting a bit lost and it’s sounding too dull next to Toyshop (the little ‘music box’ intro that precedes it). However, there’s no more budget and no more time available at Turtlerock in which to do it. Luckily for the band, Carpenter comes through with the goods again and manages to get Major another couple of hours in the mastering suite at a reduced rate.

Carpenter proves, yet again, to be a godsend for the band. Not only does he do a brilliant job of his first, proper mastering gig but he can also hear what the band are trying to do artistically. Consequently, he goes above and beyond the call of duty because he believes it’s a great piece of work: “No one is making albums like this at the moment. The reach and breadth of the songwriting and arrangements is just out of this world. It shows how clever the guys are without them disappearing up their own arses… plus it’s a lot of fun too”.


*It’s Easy To Believe

So that, in a nutshell (or rather in a large orchard full of outrageously abundant, fruiting nut trees) is the story of how the album called Montezuma came to be made. There’s more that could be told but, hey, there’s a war on and the cat needs feeding. And in the end what is it, this Montezuma thing? Well, opinions are meant to differ. To some it’ll be a case of “It’s a long time to spend on something that isn’t Ok Computer isn’t it?” Whilst to others it’ll be, “Bloody hell, that’s all a bit over the top”.

Obviously, at its simplest it’s just twelve songs made by four blokes who live in Sydney, Australia. It’s definitely a piece of work. If you can’t hear it in the music then you can read it in this story. Montezuma is an example of what you can do when you put your mind to a task; how you can actually make something from nothing. That, through the often mind-numbing tedium of a working week, you can have something to look forward to; a place where you can go to make stuff up and the fun you have doing it is kind of sacred. Everyone has a shed of one sort or another but the size of the revolution doesn’t really depend on the size of the shed. It’s more the way that you spin.




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MAJOR: BIOGRAPHY


Major Bio

Who: Simon Bates, Miles Nicholas, Danny Murphy & Jarrod Murphy.

What: Guitar Pop songs with lots of extras.

Where: Based in Sydney, Australia.

Why: Because they got the music in them.

When: …well … now.


Brothers Danny and Jarrod formed Major in 2000 and released an EP ‘Inner Western’.

Many gigs were played and the occasional line-up change ensued.

2003/4 saw the release of their debut long player album ‘The Bliss Domestic’. ‘Smart Casual’ and ‘Shake’ were given airplay on Sydney radio stations Triple J and FBI and video clips were also played on various programs. This adventurous pop album was released through Laughing Outlaw Records and was received by reviewers to high acclaim in Australia and overseas.

This album was released in Japan and a promotional one-week tour of Tokyo took place consisting of performances in HMV record stores and Hard Rock cafes. Footage from this wild week was edited together as a video clip to ‘All Of My Promises’.

After playing many headline and support gigs in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane the four men of Major decided that taking a break from live shows was the very thing required to focus all efforts into recording the album of their dreams. Parting ways with their record label encouraged them to focus on a very DIY approach utilising in-house skills for recording and production.

A collection of brand new songs have been written with a pretty even spread of contribution. The ‘head of production’ was in the hands of Miles with a steady stream of support by the other three. Only the drums were recorded in a ‘proper’ studio. The rest, including strings and horns, was recorded in Simon’s shed in Petersham.

This brand new album titled ‘Montezuma’ is a piece of hard laboured work that Major are very proud of and excited to share with the world. Many influences can be heard throughout the album but on the whole it is like no other. An assault on the aural senses, light and shade blending into raucous and bombastic. Meticulously recorded and elaborately layered, Major would like to welcome you into their world.

Jarrod Murphy


About Jarrod

‘Hi. How are you? I’m fine thanks.’

Some Books and Reading Material I like:

Running With Scissors by Augusten Burroughs – Very funny and bizarre account of a young person’s upbringing.

East Of Eden by John Steinbeck – Very long winded novel that really doesn’t lead anywhere but the language is very addictive.

New Scientist Magazine – Did you know that Space is running out of space?

National Geographic Magazine – Not just naked Africans running around.

Some Music I Like:

Jellyfish – Bellybutton (1990) – Fantastic song writing with awesome vocal delivery.
Spilt Milk (1993) – They took it one step futher with arrangements and instrumentation.

XTC – Oranges and Lemons (1989). Nonsuch (1992) – Both these albums changed my life. Pop song writing prowess at its best. So many bands have borrowed from XTC who in turn had borrowed from so many others.

Doves – Lost Souls (2000) – Never seem to get sick of this great piece of work. Seems to suit all moods.

Queen – A Night At the Opera (1975) – Just how many overdubs can one band fit onto an album? Well, this many.

There is definitely a theme going on here.

I have played in other bands over the years. Namely – The Cops (2006 to current), Pelican Jed (1990 to 1995), SMLXL (1995 to 1998).

Some People I Like:

My Wife Kristy and My Daughter Sloane – My life, happiness and everything.

Ricky Gervais (and Steve Merchant)– Just pure genius in every way. Responsible for my favourite TV shows and I find myself listening to the podcasts over and over. The inane ramblings of Karl Pilkington always make me smile. I also really like his stances on religion and politics.

Sir David Attenborough – created some of the most mesmerizing wild life doco’s ever created. His passion and love for life is very inspiring.

Some Internet Links I like to look at:

www.homestarrunner.com - A glimpse into a strange little world of animated characters: Homestar, Strongbad and many others. Gives me a weekly giggle.

www.hubblesite.org - Think you’ve seen it all? Think again. Every dot in the night sky is not a dot at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OysFITQiSTw - Link to Part 1 of ‘Loose Change’, a Documentary on the September 11 2001 twin towers attacks. Just accept that government’s cannot be trusted. If only 5% of this doco is true, we have been blatantly lied to. Methinks it’s a lot more than 5%.

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Daniel Murphy


Dear Sir/Madam,

I write answering the advertisement for a “Guitarist/Singer/Recorderist/Bassist/Songwriter” placed in the Sydney Morning Herald on May 1st, 2008. Having been a musician for many years I believe I have the required skill set and expertise to meet the demands of the position.
I have played in several groups who’ve shared a universal disdain for monetary success, and have experienced the routine suspicious stares of friends and relatives when describing the prospects short, medium and, in particular, long term. This I believe perfectly meets the requirements laid out in the advertisement’s small print.
However, before I accept what I am sure will simply be a formality (please see full resume attached) I do have some questions about aspects of the role.

In point form, and no particular order.
* Montezuma – As much as I like the evocative possibilities of the album’s title, I’m not entirely sure I know what it means. Montezuma was, of course, an Aztec king who disliked the Spanish invaders and was reputed to have lots of gold laying about the place. In the modern parlance, his name is used in the term “Montezuma’s Revenge” to describe the virulent diarrhoea experienced when eating a suspect fish taco in Tijuana. I assume it is not this reference you are hoping the audience to embrace.

* Revolution in the Shed – Having played music in the Sydney, Melbourne, Canberran, Adelaidean, Californian, Brisbaneian, Tokyo(an) and Yokohaman areas for the last 15 years I don’t recall having heard of this record label. Is it because:
a) In the past it was so stunningly successful with one group that it continues to ride on the royalty coattails of said group and is thereby forgotten by subsequent generations of music industry personnel (like Alberts Records and AC/DC, for example), or
b) You have made it up just now.
This may not be a deal-breaker in my taking the position, per se, but I would very much like the company’s status to be cleared up. Thanking you in advance.

* How many years? I’m sorry, has it really been three years crafting this album? What’s wrong with you people? It’s not like you’re Metallica waiting around for James Hetfield to get back from shooting Russian bears or rediscovering his inner brat in rehab for months on end, is it? Amateurs.

* The lead singer – Having been related to the lead singer by way of DNA for, well, all of his life (and most of mine) I find it deplorable to be lumbered taking a backseat, being a sidekick, second banana, offsider, henchman or deppity to such a prancing pimpernel. Simply galling.

* The rest of the band – Frankly – and I believe honesty is the best policy most of the time – I have had foul reason to encounter both the drummer/arranger and bassist/violinist. Without going into detail for legal reasons may I simply express that whatever you do in life, do not allow yourself to be in Messrs Bates’s or Nicholas’s debt for any reason. Especially when there are photographs in locations unknown.

Finally, I look forward to your hasty favourable reply with anticipation.
Yours truly,


Daniel John Murphy
Guitarist/Singer etc.


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Miles Nicholas


Miles has been plotting the downfall of western civilization for well over 30 years now. Armed only with a Phillips-head screwdriver and a copy of Pravda from 1943, he is finding it all a bit slow going and the hours a tad unforgiving. Still, he feels that much progress has been made in recent years particularly with the invention of reality TV: surely there’s no way back for capitalism now?

Born into a tribe of penguins in the heart of the Ural Mountains in 1922, Miles quickly became disillusioned with a life of hunting for fish amongst the frozen pools of the Russian hills. Instead, he found a small cave beneath a rocky outcrop and settled down for a long hibernation. Unbeknownst to this small, ornithological mutant the winter of 1927 was a particularly virulent one, locking both the cave and its inhabitant into a prison of ice and snow and, in effect, freezing them into a state of suspended animation.

Around this time came the last of the great continental shifts when massive sliding glaciers caused a small section of Asia to splinter off from its moorings and drift off into the Barents Sea. From there it was buffered and shunted like a pinball between Greenland and Norway until finally coming to rest in the North Sea, slotting seamlessly and unobtrusively into the north east of the land mass called Albion.

Years of accusal, denial and outright disinterest between the Soviet government and Scarborough town council led to a counter cultural movement in the late sixties that was to reshape not just the social fabric but also the nascent weave of the three-quarter length pantaloon during the latter third of the 20th Century. Marauding gangs of vaudevillian performers calling themselves ‘The Family’ roamed the northern hills of Albion searching for weak-willed unfortunates to brainwash to their cause. Renaming their territory as the vale of ‘Yorkshire’, ‘The Family’ swept all before them in a violent wave of soft-shoe-shuffles, mother-in-law jokes and never-ending, accordion-accompanied songs about the moors, the state of their tattered clothes and working in the coal pits.

One such wing of ‘The Family’ were exploring the valleys around the township of Leeds when, during a particularly bawdy verse of a song called “The Dash Of The Golden Whippet’, one of the members came across a small fissure in the side of a hillock. Looking inside he was aghast to see a small figure stirring in the leaf litter as if waking from a long slumber. Calling to his compatriot, Obedire, the minstrel they called Pitkin was heard to say: “Now, then, Oberdire. Whilst tha’ tek a look dan’ inta thet there ‘ole and tell ‘ust al’ true what’st ‘tis tha’ sees? Be it a man or a duck?”



To Be Continued


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Simon Bates


Simon was too lazy to proffer a brief history of himself. Upon asking him for a contribution he said, “Just put ‘Mostly Human’.”

So here it is.

Simon Bates


Mostly Human




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VIDEOS


The film clip for All Of My Promises from 2003's The Bliss Domestic album




The film clip for the political invective election single Liars from 2004.




Film clip for Shake from 2003's The Bliss Domestic.

RELEASES





Releases

2008

Title: Montezuma – (LP)

Recorded @: Goose Studios, Leichhardt – Sydney (drums only)
Simon’s Shed in Petersham
Miles’ flat in Marrickville
Engineered by: Miles Nicholas/Nigel O’Connell/Pete Doherty
Produced by: Miles Nicholas (and Major)
Mixed by: Miles Nicholas - Marrickville
Mastered by: Michael Carpenter @ Turtle Rock, Camperdown - Sydney

Musicians: Major (Miles, Simon, Danny & Jarrod) played and sang everything
Kathryn Brownhill played Strings
Todd Hardy played Trumpet
Kyrie Miskin played Trombone

Artwork: Danny Murphy



2003/4

Title: The Bliss Domestic – (LP)

Recorded @: NUVU Studios, Surry Hills - Sydney
Engineered by: Nigel O’Connell, Des O’Neill
Produced by: Nigel O’Connell (and Major)
Mixed by: Paul Gomersall/ Nigel ‘O Connell/Miles Nicholas
Mastered by: William Bowden

Musicians: Major (Miles, Simon, Danny & Jarrod) played and sang everything
Justin Beckett played Drums on Tracks 2,3,4,5,9,10
Brad Huckle played Bass on Tracks 2,3,4,5,9,10
Sarah Hyland sang backing vocals on ‘Without Love’
Coda played Strings

Artwork: Darren Glindemann



2003

Title: The Summer EP – (EP)

Recorded @: NUVU Studios, Surry Hills - Sydney
Engineered by: Nigel O’Connell
Produced by: Nigel O’Connell (and Major)
Mixed by: Paul Gomersall/ Nigel ‘O Connell/Miles Nicholas
Mastered by: William Bowden

Musicians: Major (Miles, Simon, Danny & Jarrod) played and sang everything
Justin Beckett played Drums on Tracks 1,2
Brad Huckle played Bass on Tracks 1,2

Artwork: Danny Murphy



2000

Title: Inner Western – (EP)

Recorded @: Goose Studios, Leichhardt – Sydney
Engineered by: Angus Kingston
Produced by: Danny & Jarrod Murphy
Mixed by: Nigel O’Connell @ NUVU Studios, Surry Hills - Sydney
Mastered by: William Bowden

Musicians: Danny & Jarrod Murphy Played guitars, piano and sang
Justin Beckett played Drums
Ged Verus played Bass

Artwork: Darren Glindemann